WWE Money in the Bank Results – 6/17/18
For the second night we’re in the Allstate Arena in Chicago.
Smackdown Tag Team Championship
THE CLUB vs. THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS (c):
The Bludgeons have changed it up from their normal crimson red to a dark green color tonight. They send Gallows up the entrance then hit a Double Face Eraser on Anderson on the ring apron, Double Dropkicks to Gallows then sends Anderson back in the ring, Harper with a Decavitator on Anderson for a near fall, Rowan with a Pumphandle Backbreaker followed by a Lariat for a near fall, Harper with an Elbow Drop for a 2 count, then Rowan with a Running Splash for a 2 count, Harper with a Big Boot to Gallows, but Anderson breaks the cover, the Club looks for The Magic Killer, but Rowan blocks it then they finish Gallows with The Bludgeoning for the win. The Bludgeon Brothers retain Smackdown Tag Titles.
Winners: THE BLUDGEONN BROTHERS
DANIEL BRYAN vs. BIG CASS:
Cass with a Standing Elbow Drop for a 2 count, Bearhug, but Bryan Elbows his way out, Cass with a Sidewalk Slam for a 2 count, Bryan with a pair of Dragon Screws, Knee Breaker on the ring apron, and continues to pound the knee, knee slammed into the post repeatedly, Missile Dropkick to the back then 3 Running Dropkicks, Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors Takedown into the Yes Lock, but Cass makes it to the rope & goes to the floor, Bryan with a Crossbody to the floor, Cass with an Avalanche Fallaway Slam for a 2 count, Torture Rack into a running Inverted Attitude Adjustment for a 2 count, Bryan avoids the Big Boot as Cass crotches himself, Bryan with a Chop-Block and a second, Shoot Kicks, Cass blocks the Roundhouse, goozle, but Bryan blocks and hits the Roundhouse Kick, Cass counters the Busaiku Knee then hits a Big Boot for a near fall, he tries the Inverted Attitude Adjustment, but Bryan lands on his feet and hits The Busaiku Knee then locks on the dreaded Heel Hook and Cass taps out. Proving once again that a mediocre big man will NEVER beat a good little man.
Winner: DANIEL BRYAN
Kevin Owens brings New Day an entire trash bag full of pancakes and 2 bottles of syrup to try and convince the other 2 members that aren’t in the match to try and take out Braun Strowman, he gets thrown out when he says he doesn’t like pancakes or any breakfast foods and says their cereal sucked, as Kevin is still trying to find help to eliminate Strowman.
SAMI ZAYN vs. BOBBY LASHLEY:
Lashley with the Stalling Suplex, Canadian Backbreaker then another Stalling Suplex and another Canadian Backbreaker and a 3rd Stalling Suplex for the win (Can we please get Lashley a better finisher? He used the Yokosuka Cutter on Raw that would be a better finish or the Dominator that he used during his first run since no one else uses it now)
Winner: BOBBY LASHLEY
Elias is here, and who wants to walk with him? He says last Monday, Seth Rollins took a piece of his soul, so tonight Elias is going to take the Intercontinental Title and he’s just a stepping-stone. WWE stands for Walk With Elias. He knows he’s in Chicago because he’s surrounded by a bunch of loud-mouth scumbags that just wants attention. As the fans chant ‘We are scumbags’ he then tells the Second-City that they just aren’t worth a song tonight.
ELIAS vs. SETH ROLLINS (c):
Elias slams Seth throat-first into the ring apron twice then rolls him back in for a 2 count, DDT for a 2 count, Jumping Kneedrop for a 1 count, Cobra Clutch, looks like Seth has some blood around his mouth, Seth sends Elias to the floor then follows with a Tope Suicida, back in with a Blockbuster for a 2 count, Elias evades the Springboard Knee & Seth looks to have tweaked it, Elias with a Jumping Knee Strike for a near fall, Seth fights off The Halo Bomb, but Elias with a rollup for a 2 count, Seth with a rollup then floats to an Avada Kedavra for a near fall, Rollins with a Frog Splash, but Elias gets his knees up and stacks Seth up for a near fall, Elias up top (perhaps for his Elbow Drop which he’s won with in the past), but Seth leaps up there and hits the Superplex/Falcon Arrow combo for a near fall, he’s loading up for the kill, Avada Kedavra to the ribs, but Elias avoids The Black Out, and goes to the floor, Seth follows with a Tope Suicida, but Elias side-steps and throws him around ringside, back in, Elias with the Diving Elbow Drop for a near fall, he looks for Drift Away, but Seth hooks the rope to block it, Superplex, but Seth slides underneath and looks for The Bucklebomb, but the knee gave out, Drift Away countered into a Small Package for a near fall, Elias with an O’Connor Roll, but Seth counters into a rollup and grabs the tights for the win. Seth Rollins retains the Intercontinental Championship.
Winner: SETH ROLLINS
A commercial shows promoting the Extreme Rules ppv for next month.
We have a fusion of announcers for this match as its Phillips, Coach and Graves.
Women’s Money in the BankSASHA BANKS vs. BECKY LYNCH vs. EMBER MOON vs. Lana vs. Natalya vs. NAOMI vs. ALEXA BLISS vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR:
Lynch with a pair of Baseball Slides driving ladders into Nattie & Charlotte, Ember Superkicks a ladder into Sasha, Moons with a Springboard Crossbody on Banks on a ladder, Lana with a ladder to the ribs then a Sit-Out Facebuster on Ember on the ladder, Nattie evades a ladder shot from Lana, then Body Slams Lana on the ladder, Back Suplex on Naomi on the ladder then Nattie with a Basement Dropkick, Charlotte and Becky with a tug of war over a ladder then Naomi uses it a as a Springboard to wipe out Nattie with a Lariat then Dropkicks the ladder into Charlotte and Lynch, Moon and Naomi fight over the ladder as Becky tries to scurry up it while it was vertical, but they crush her in the corner, Ember with a Hip Toss on Naomi on the ladder, Sasha stacks Lana and Ember on a ladder in the corner then hits a Meteora, Charlotte stops her from going up the ladder, they both try to climb on the same side and send each other’s heads into the ladder, Lynch dumps the ladder and Banks with a Meteora to Charlotte on her way down, Bliss and Sasha try to go up, but Becky rips Alexa off and goes up and Lana sets up a ladder as 6 women battle on 2 ladders, Nattie with a Slingshot Powerbomb on Banks on the ladder, Charlotte with a Yakuza Kick on Nattie, Charlotte with a Bucklebomb on Moon into a ladder, Inverted backbreaker on Lana, Alexa with a Glitter Blizzard on Charlotte, Lana pulls Bliss down and shoves Alexa down, Lana with a Machka Kick then The Accolade on Bliss, Naomi springboards to the top of the ladder, but couldn’t unhook the case, Becky re-positions the ladder and goes up, but Charlotte darts to the top and we have a Forearm fight at the top, but Bliss knocks the ladder over and decks Becky with a Forearm, Charlotte breaks Alexa in half with a Spear, Sasha with a Lungblower to Charlotte, Naomi sends Sasha to the ladder then Lana drop Naomi, Nattie looks to go up, but Ember Sweeps the leg, Charlotte Spears Moon under the ladder into another ladder, Becky with an Exploder Suplex into the ladder, Lynch at the top, but Bliss dumps it over and Becky hits her face on a ladder and Bliss up top and unhooks the case for the win. Alexa Bliss is Ms Money in the Bank.
Winner: ALEXA BLISS
Baron Corbin interrupts Kurt Angle talking with Paige. Baron says that they need to bring both cases to Raw. Paige asks Baron if he’s still bitter over the fact that he failed miserably on his cash-in last year, The Constable tells Kurt to get it done or else then storms off fuming.
JINDER MAHAL vs. ROMAN REIGNS
Thankfully not even Vince was stupid enough to have this be the main event in Chicago. Sunil (who’s in a wheelchair after the beating from Raw) introduces Mahal, Roman with a Samoan Drop for a 1 count as a ‘boring’ chant starts, Jinder evades a Drive-By Kick as an ‘NXT’ chant starts, Sunil out of the wheelchair shoves Roman into the post, Jinder with a pair of chops to ‘Rusev Day and This is Awful’ chants, Mahal with a chin lock as a ‘Johnny Wrestling’ chant starts, Jinder with a pair of Elbows to a ‘Let’s Go Cena/Cena Sucks’ chants, Crossface strikes to ‘DELETE!’ chants, Roman with the Never-Ending Story as the crowd starts a Wave, Mahal with a Jumping Knee for a 2 count, Roman with a Big Boot for a 2 count to a ‘This match sucks’ chant, Reigns loads up for massive boos, Jinder evades the Superman Punch then hits a Mafia Kick followed by The Sands of Time for a near fall, Jinder’s left cheek has been cut open, Roman blocks The Khallas & hits a Superman Punch for a near fall to a ‘Y2J’ chant, Spear countered into a Knee Lift, then Mahal posts Roman, Reigns with a Drive-By, Sunil tries to post Reigns again, but he blocks then a Superman Punch and one to Jinder in the ring, he breaks Sunil in half with a Spear, Mahal with a Small Package for a near fall then Roman cuts Jinder in two with a Spear for the win (mercifully that one’s over).
Winner: JINDER MAHAL
Smackdown Women’s Championship
ASUKA vs. CARMELLA (c):
Carmella posts Asuka for a 2 count, Double Underhook Crossface, but Asuka turns it into a flash pin for a 2 count, she ducks a Uraken and hits a Princess Kick for a 2 count, she goes for a Princess Kicks, but Asuka counters into a Kneebar, but Carmella makes it to the rope, Asuka with a Pop-Up Knee then Shoot Kicks and a German Suplex, Billiken for a near fall, Arm Breaker then goes for The Asuka Lock, but Carmella goes to the rope, Carmella with a Tope Suicida for a 2 count, another cover for a 2 count, another cover and hooks both legs for a 2 count, she has a tantrum, Asuka with shoot kicks and a flash pin for a 2 count, someone in Asuka’s jacket & mask distracts her, Carmella with a rollup for a 2 count, it’s James Ellsworth under the mask and Carmella hits a Princess Kick for the win. Carmella retain the Smackdown Women’s Championship.
Video for the WWE Super Show-Down in Melbourne Australia on October 6 already announced is Undertaker vs Triple H for the final time, apparently Corey Graves & Byron Saxton will be there as Corey said he’d Headbutt a kangaroo and find good ol’ Outback Jack if it meant he didn’t have to spend any more time with Saxton.
WWE Championship – Last Man Standing Match
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA vs. AJ STYLES (c):
AJ with a Dropkick, Nakamura back up at 2, Pendulum Backbreaker & Shinsuke up at 2, Phenomenal Forearm to the floor, Shinsuke up at 5, he sends Nakamura into the barricade and Shinsuke up at 2, Nakamura with a Northern Lights Suplex on the entrance ramp, Shinsuke up at 2 and AJ at 6, Nakamura with a Running Knee Lift on the apron then a Double Stomp to the back and AJ up at 5, Nakamura with a kick & AJ up at 5, Pinwheel Kick and AJ up at 5, Running Knee Lift in the corner sends Styles to the floor and AJ up at 5, they head into the crowd, AJ looks for The Phenomenal Forearm off the barricade, but Nakamura kicks his legs out, AJ up at 6, Nakamura looks for a Diving Knee, but AJ counters with a Dropkick, both men up at 7, AJ with a Face Eraser, AJ up at 6, Styles Clash, Shinsuke goes for the Fist to Nuts, but AJ evades, Inverted Exploder Suplex, he looks for The Kinshasa, but AJ with a Flying Forearm, AJ up at 6 and picks up Shinsuke at 7 for an Ushi-Goroshi, Shinsuke up at 8, Shinsuke kicks the legs out when he goes for a Springboard, back to ringside they go, Shinsuke with a Suplex on the German announce table, he runs across the announce tables and delivers a Kinshasa, but AJ up at 9, Shinsuke pulls out a table, Superplex, countered knocks the table over and Shinsuke with a Gourdbuster into the edge of the table then sets the table up in the corner and hurls AJ through the table, but Styles up at 9, top turnbuckle exposed, he goes for the Running Knee Lift, AJ evades and Shinsuke’s knee hits the steel ring, AJ kicks the injured knee, Nakamura up at 6, AJ with the Calf Crusher then releases the hold, Shinsuke up at 7 on one leg, AJ with a steel chair to the injured knee, Shinsuke up at 4, then a chair shot to the shoulder and one to the knee, he goes for another chair shot and Shinsuke with Fist to Nuts (why isn’t AJ wearing a cup yet?) AJ up at 9, Nakamura with The Kinshasa and Styles up at 9 again, AJ with a Phenomenal Forearm off the announce table then a STYLES CLASH OFF THE STEPS TO THE FLOOR! SHINSUKE BACK UP RIGHT BEFORE THE 10 COUNT, HE TELLS AJ TO BRING IT!!! AJ WITH A RUNNING KICK TO THE NUTS, STYLES BACK IN THE RING, PHENOMENAL FOREARM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND AJ IS UP AT 8 FOR THE WIN!!!! AJ Styles retains the WWE Championship.
Winner: AJ STYLES
Raw Women’s Championship
NIA JAX (c ) vs. RONDA ROUSEY:
Nia looks for a Samoan Drop, but Rousey counters into a Kimura then takes her down, Nia blocks the Armbar, Ronda converts to a Triangle Choke, but Jax counters into a Sit-Out Powerbomb to break the hold, Ronda falls to the floor and Nia goes after her, Jax swings her into the barricade, back in for a 2 count, Gorilla Press for a 2 count, Rousey with a Front Guillotine Choke, Nia blocks, Ronda with a Sunset Flip, but Jax slams her down, Bearhug, but Rousey fights out, Jax with a Pop-Up Samoan Drop for a near fall, Ronda evades The Exclamation Point, Armbar over the rope, Ronda up top with a Diving Crossbody for a 2 count, Strike flurry, Jumping Knee, O-Goshi (one of the 67 Throws of Judo) for a near fall, Armbar, but Ronda’s shoulder is down for a 2 count, Ronda with a Ura-Nage, she goes to lock in the Armbar. Alexa Bliss appears with her Money in the Bank briefcase, a shot to the back of Ronda’s head with the MITB briefcase causing a Disqualification in Ronda’s favour, followed by several shots to Nia’s head, more shots to both Rousey and Nia.
ALEXA IS CASHING IN HER MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE!!!!!
Snap DDT then slams Nia’s injured arm, Twisted Bliss for the win. Alexa Bliss is the new Raw Women’s Champion!!!!
Winner: NEW Raw Women’s Champion – ALEXA BLISS!
Announce team for the following MITB match is Cole, Graves and Saxton.
Men’s Money in the Bank
SAMOA JOE vs. FINN BALOR vs. RUSEV vs. KEVIN OWENS vs. BOBBY ROODE vs. THE MIZ vs. BRAUN STROWMAN vs. KOFIA KINGSTON:
They bury Braun under a pile of ladders, Miz set up a ladder and tries to get the case, but Joe see him & dashes back to the ring, then pins Miz with the ladder, Kofi Dropkicks the ladder into Miz, Boom Drop on the ladder on top of Miz, Kofi goes up, but Owens drags him down and hits a Superkick, he goes up and Balor meets him, back down, Finn with a Standing Double Stomp, Roode sends Balor into the ladder, but Finn stops him, Owens with a ladder into Finn’s ribs, Owens puts Balor on the newly re-put together announce table then climbs to the top of the ladder, but Rusev tries to get the case, Rusev with a Fallaway Slam on Owens into a ladder, Joe sends Rusev into the ladder, Kofi goes up, but Miz dumps it over, Braun has awoken, Joe with a Tope Suicida to Braun, Owens with a Superkick, Rusev with a Machka Kick, Owens with a table, he and Rusev drag Braun to the table, Joe with a Coquina Clutch then Owens with a Superkick, Joe and Rusev hold Braun in place as Kevin goes up to a monster ladder, Braun fights them off and goes to meet Owens, he told Kevin he’d get him and BIELS KEVIN OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH A TABLE! Chokeslam on Kofi in a ladder, Braun cuts through Balor and Roode’s ladder like tissue paper and Miz is scared for his life, Joe with a ladder then a running ladder to Braun’s ribs, Balor sends Braun over the barricade with a Shotgun Dropkick then meets Joe on the ladder, but Roode in there and gets drilled with a ST-Joe, Rusev with a Heel Kick, Rusev blocks Trouble in Paradise and hits a Crescent Kick, Double Accolade to Roode and Kofi, Skull-Crushing Finale on Rusev blocked, Machka Kick, Triple Accolade with Miz now, but Joe with the Coquina Clutch on Rusev, he throws off Joe, he goes up but Miz dumps the ladder, Miz grabs the case, but Kofi meets him, fist fight at the top of the ladder, Roode dumps the ladder, Slingblade to Roode, Balor dumps Miz and Kofi, Leaping Kick to Roode then climbs a giant ladder outside then hits a Coup de Grace from the top of the ladder to Roode inside the ring, up top, but Braun’s back, Powerslams for Joe and Miz, Kofi rides Balor to the rope of the ladder, but Braun launches him to the floor and Braun takes the case. Braun Strowman is Mr. Money in the Bank.
Winner: BRAUN STROWMAN:
Braun celebrates to end the show