Raw Results – 8/5/19

 

 

 

 

Raw Results – 8/5/19
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
PPG Paints Arena
Commentary Team: Michael Cole, Renee Young & Cory Graves

The show opens with the roster on the stage for a moment of silence and a ten bell salute in memory of the victims of the recent shootings in Texas and Ohio.

Samoa Joe accosts the commentary desk and criticizes them for blaming him for the Roman Reigns scaffolding incident. Corey Graves tries to talk some sense into him but Joe ain’t having it, and Michael Cole says a poll says it was no accident, to which Samoa says according to a poll he just conducted, the WWE Universe are idiots, and he demands that they roll the footage from last week.

Joe points out that he’s not in the footage despite them having more cameras than a dystopian state, and says he’s gonna stay here tonight until Roman Reigns shows up, and then he’s gonna shut the show down until he gets the apology he deserves, and if anybody’s got a problem with th–

Enter Becky Lynch to cut him off as we start with a Women’s Tag Match

BECKY LYNCH & CHARLOTTE FLAIR VS NATALYA & TRISH STRATUS:

Nattie with a Juji-Gatame, Lynch fights out, Nattie blocks a Dis-Arm-Her, Nattie counters a Charlotte’s Web attempt, Sunset Flip for a near fall, Charlotte levels Nattie with The Queen’s Boot, Charlotte with an O’Connor Roll for a 2 count, but on the kickout Nattie sends Charlotte into the turnbuckle, Charlotte blocks a Sharpshooter attempt, Nattie with a rollup for a near fall, Charlotte looks for Natural Selection, but Lynch with blind tag, Charlotte attacks Becky from behind and walks off, Nattie with a Sharpshooter, but Lynch makes it to the rope, Nattie refuses to break and the ref calls for the dq

WINNERS: BECKY LYNCH & CHARLOTTE FLAIR

Nattie still refuses to break, Trish drags Nattie off Becky & Nattie shoves Trish, Stratus checks on Becky as Nattie walks off

REY MYSTERIO VS ANDRADE W/ZELINA VEGA:

Mysterio with a Sliding Sunset Flip Bucklebomb into the barricade, Andrade looks for an Avalanche Finlay Roll, but Mysterio counters into an Avalanche Hurricanrana for a near fall, Seated Senton, Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissors, Andrade with a Sunset Flip, but Rey rolls through and hits a Basement Roundhouse Kick for a near fall, Yoshi Tonic for a near fall, Andrade with a Spinning Back Elbow for a near fall, up top, Rey meets him, Andrade ties him to the Tree of Woe, Tree of Woe Double Stomp for a near fall, Rey with a Quebrada, but Andrade catches him in a Fireman Carry, Mysterio counters into a Crucifix Bomb for a near fall, Andrade with a Powerbomb then the Running Meteora for a near fall, Andrade goes for a folding pin, but Rey counters into a Destructor de Mexicano for a near fall, 619 connects, but Vega distracts him, Frog Splash, Andrade gets the knees up into a Small Pacage for a near fall, La Sombra countered into a Small Package for a near fall, Release Powerbomb, he rips at the mask as the ref backs him up, Vega hangs Mysterio in the rope then Andrade finishes Mysterio with La Sombra for the win

WINNER: ANDRADE

Maria Kanellis and her husband Mike hanging out in the waiting room at her OBGYN’s office earlier today. She’s called in

Maria demands that Mike show her some testosterone and help her defend her title, but he sweet talks her and leans in. The doctor slaps his back a few times… AND IT’S REFEREE JESSIKA CARR!

The Prodigy has won the 24/7 belt from his wife

Mike celebrates in the waiting room and R-Truth reveals himself, claiming his water broke and throwing a doll at Kanellis. Carr arrives as Truth rolls up The Prodigy to win his 11th 24/7 Title

Becky Lynch is interviewed backstage.

She says she hopes Neidhart has an advantage in Canada and she should bring her whole family so she can disappoint them, too. She says she fought and won for all of her prominence and she’s not walking around like a good girl hoping not to be fired, and while she was changing this business, Natalya was changing her bikini on reality TV. She’s the one thing Nattie’s career is missing, and she’s going to give her people a new hero, herself.

Natalya is interviewed elsewhere backstage.

She talks about how she’s going to tap Becky Lynch out and she won’t tap even if her arm is broken, and the Sharpshooter tonight is just a taste of how she’s going to end Becky’s career

Brock Lesnar makes his entrance, flanked by Paul Heyman as always.

Heyman gets on the mic and introduces himself like always and says that Lesnar wants him to educate us by way of a few questions. Wasn’t Seth Rollins supposed to be the Beast Slayer, the Conqueror’s Conqueror, the one man that had Brock Lesnar’s number, the Architect of the Arson that would burn down Suplex City, the big hero for the new generation of the WWE Universe, Seth freakin’ Rollins?

The answer lies in a piece of footage that Paul E runs, footage that happens to be of Brock absolutely brutalizing Rollins with the repeated F-5s onto the back of the chair last week.

Heyman says he dropped to his knees last week and begged Lesnar to show mercy on Seth, because he knew in his heart that what WWE needs is a new hero, and then tonight after the beating that Rollins suffered, that the Architect is here in Pittsburgh tonight. He says this proves that Seth has more balls than brains–

Enter Seth Rollins.

He hobbles out, chair in hand, climbing awkwardly into the ring and getting his ribs kicked in again. Brock whacks him with the chair, rams him back first into the turnbuckles and continues to beat on him in a desultory and humiliating manner then a F-5 as we cut to commerical

We see referees tending to Rollins as he sits up and begs off from treatment.

Seth grabs a microphone and says it’s gotten to the point where he has to ask himself if all this is worth it.

He says you love something so much you’d do anything to keep it safe even if that thing keeps you getting beat to a pulp inside and out, week after week, and for him, the answer is yes. This is all he is, every second of every day, all he’s ever wanted, and all he’s got. He’ll be at SummerSlam, and he’ll beat Brock Lesnar. He guarantees it.

He leaves the ring and again refuses medical treatment.

Backstage, Kurt Angle is interviewed ahead of his turn as special guest referee for Cedric Alexander vs. Drew McIntyre later tonight.

He’s immediately interrupted by the Street Profits, who introduce themselves and ask Angle for some help getting a drink, pulling two red cups out of a cooler and a carton of milk. Kurt says he promised his wife he wouldn’t do anything crazy and begs off, at which point Montez Ford asks if he’s Kurt Angle, or Mike Kanellis. Angle relents and does some milk with the boys and the camera pans to reveal Drew McIntyre.

He says he’s got a friendly reminder for Kurt about what happened last time they were in the ring together, and demands that he call it straight down the middle tonight before talking excitedly about how he humiliated Angle

THE VIKING RAIDERS VS ERIC ABRAHAM & JAY ALEXANDER:

Rowe with a Release Doctor Bomb, Hanson follows with a Big Splash on Abraham, then they finish Alexaner with Thor’s Hammer for the win

WINNERS: THE VIKING RAIDERS

Cedric Alexander vs Drew McIntyre:

Drew jumps Cedric from behind, Cedric blocks the Inverted Concrete Slam on the floor and sends McIntyre into the post, then hits a Leaping Tornado DDT on the floor

Both men are down as they lights go out and The Fiend has locked The Mandible Claw on Angle, the lights go back out as we can hear The Fiend laughing

This match is over before it even begins

The New Day vs The OC w/AJ Styles:

Gallows is once again donning the facepaint that he wore in Japan as part of Bullet Club

Styles attacks Xavier and now it’s a 3 on 2 OC beatdown and the ref is throwing this one out, as the Bullet Club style beatdown continues on New Day, but Ricochet makes the save, and he New Day drive off OC and Big E is calling for a 6 man tag as we go to break

THE OC VS RICOCHET & THE NEW DAY:

Ricochet with a rollup for a 2 count, Victory Roll for a 2 count, Inverted Neckbreaker on Anderson for a 2 count, Gallows with a Suplex on E for a 2 count, Xavier with a Shining Wizard on Anderson, but Gallows makes the save, E takes Gallows to the floor, Phenomenal Forearm wipes out E, Ricochet takes down Styles, Gallows & Anderson finish off Xavier with The Magic Killer for the win

WINNERS: THE OC

Samoa Joe is talking to a crew member, who confirms that Roman Reigns is in the arena. Joe tells him to tell everyone that the show is shut down and walks to the ring

Samoa Joe makes his entrance.

He calls Roman Reigns out and says he knows about Island Time but this is ridiculous, and since he’s near he has a chance to come down, get in the ring, and apologize to him. He lets it lie a beat before saying fine, he’ll play it Roman’s way and throwing a chair into the ring. He unfold it and takes a seat, saying Raw is officially shut down until Reigns walks down here and apologizes in person.

In fact, he’s gonna give him until the count of three. One… two… three. He tells Roman all he has to do is walk down that aisle… unless he’s scared to. He says he’s got all day and he’ll keep us here all night and accuses the Big Dog of being too much of a coward to come down and apologize. A “CM Punk!” chant breaks out and Joe goes and talks to a tech to confirm that Roman is here.

He says he’s a little impatient, so if Roman’s in the parking lot he’s gonna go greet his ass.

The camera follows Joe into a loading dock and outside into the parking lot as he calls Reigns out. A car pulls up and he reiterates that he’s been waiting all night. Roman gets out of the car and they bicker a moment– BEFORE ANOTHER CAR BLINDSIDES ROMAN’S CAR AS WE CUT TO COMMERCIAL

We get more footage of whoever hit Roman speeding away and Joe checking on the Big Dog and calling for a medic, as well as Triple H checking on Reigns

WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship
THE KABUKI WARRIORS W/PAIGE VS FIRE & DESIRE VS ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS VS THE IICONICS:

Double Gourdbuster on Kairi, Shades of Kay on Asuka then The Sick Knee from Sydney, Rose with a rollup on Kay for a 2 count, Square-Up Kick on Royce for a near fall, Rose with Goddess Death on Kay to eliminate the Champs so we’re guaranteed new Champs

Sane with a Standing Double Stomp on Bliss for a 2 count, Fire & Desire with a Double Mat Slam on Asuka for a near fall, Goddess Death for a near fall, Bed of Roses blocked, Pop-Up Knee then locks in The Asuka Lock & Rose taps out

Asuka with an Ankle Lock and grapevines the leg on Cross then adds a Chinlock, Nikki fights out, Cross with a Cut-Throat Neckbreaker for a near fall, Back Suplex for a 2 count, Sane with a pair of Running Blockbusters, Running Crossbody, Sliding D, Inverted LUngblower on Cross, Asuka Lock, but Bliss turns it into a flash pin, Kairi up top, but Cross shoves her off, Nikki traps Asuka in the ring skirt, Bliss with a Sliding Dropkick, right hand to Kairi then Alexa up top & hits Twisted Bliss to win the Women Tag Team Belts

WINNERS & NEW WOMEN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS

Miz does his usual intro schtick to welcome us to MizTV.

He introduces the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, as a sort of special guest enforcer to make sure Dolph Ziggler doesn’t run away from this contract signing, and then introduces Dolph himself.

Ziggler gets on the mic and says he’d rather be a pariah than one of these two ass-kissers, and he’s been stealing shows and carrying the company on his back for the last decade and he’s the best thing to happen to wrestling since HBK lost his smile. So you wanna talk about legends with him, he’s the only one here, and if Miz thinks for one second he can beat him at SummerSlam, well, good luck.

And when he wins at SummerSlam, he’ll finally get the adulation he deserves as a living, breathing legend. Miz fires back, saying it’s gotta be on Dolph if he’s still not where he wants to be, and he can’t wait to get hands on Ziggler next Monday night on Raw. He says Dolph looks a little confused, well, he didn’t read the fine print, and the guy Ziggler’s wrestling may not have many SummerSlam moments left.

The contract isn’t Ziggler vs. Miz, no, it’s Ziggler vs. someone else… Dolph and HBK square up and Shawn gets on the mic. He says it’s not him, either, and Ziggler looks confused as “Goldberg!” chants go up…

GOLDBERG IS HERE!

He enters the ring and signs the contract before getting on the mic… ZIGGLER IS NEXT!

Dolph heads up the ramp, but is blasted by Sweet Chin Music as Shawn delivers a receipt from a few weeks back as the show ends