AEW Dynamite Results – 4/15/20








AEW Dynamite Results – 4/15/20
Undisclosed Location
Top Secret Arena
Commentary Team: Jim Ross, Tony Schiavone & Chris Jericho

Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts talks about how the TNT Championship was made for Lance Archer, because he commands attention when he walks into a room. In their minds, that title belt is a ball, and do you really want to take this ball away from his dog? Each time Lance wins he knows he’s getting a little closer to what they want, and he’s watched Colt Cabana for years.

He knows what he’s capable of, and he’s got some stuff, but he’s not near good enough to overcome 270 pounds of raw steel with an attitude. Archer was forced to Japan just to make a living and he’s pissed off. He’s got something nobody else has, and he’s a friggin’ animal. Listen to Jake or regret it, it’s your choice.

Tony Schiavone and Chris Jericho are on commentary and they break the show down for us.

Colt Cabana gets a rebuttal to Jake’s promo about how he’s capable and has worked everywhere and his track record is as good or better than Lance Archer’s. He’s here to come from underneath and prove himself and he’s not looking past Archer in any way. He’s a big bad dude, but he’s beaten big bad dudes before, and his goal is to hold AEW gold

Archer decks some guys in the crowd on his way to the ring


Colt tries the Flying Asshole, but Archer catches him & plants Colt with a Full Nelson Slam he calls the F’n Slam for a 2 count, Forearm then a Slingshot Twisting Splash for a 2 count, Archer up to the second, but Colt avoids the Splash, Colt with a Bionic Elbow then The Flying Asshole, Double Jump Splash for a 2 count, Archer with a goozle, Colt with a Bionic Elbow, he charges, but Archer with a Pounce then a Chokeslam, Colt with the Bionic Elbow, up top, but Archer catches him & carries him to the center of the ring & hits The Blackout to advance to the semis


We get a Dr. Britt Baker, DMD video package where she lays out her rules for being a role model.

Rule one is always fight fair, which she uses to criticize Hikaru Shida’s technique from last week, having her nose broken and whatnot


Baker with a Superkick then puts Golden’s mouth in the ropes & hits The Curb Kick for the win (that’s the same way she broke Yuka’s teeth)


Inner Circle video package entitled The Bubbly Bunch, Ortiz and Santana talking shit about the Young Bucks. Oh wait, we cut to Jake Hager at poolside with his kids and Chris Jericho’s on the call, too, so they’re all talking shit about their enemies and telling jokes


Suge aka Sugar Dunkerton from CZW, Beyond Wrestling and other promotions, the guy that Jericho has been referring to as Pineapple Pete

Sammy with a Stalling Suplex for a 2 count, he kicks the rope into Suge’s throat, squatting Samoan Drop for a 2 count, Suge with a Small Package for a 2 count, Suge with a Shoryuken, he charges, but Sammy with a Jumping Knee then finishes Suge with Feast Your Eyes for the win


Sammy calls for the mic and cuts a promo while standing over Suge’s unconscious form.

He says that was light work for a Spanish God and he can go two more rounds, or to the very first round, because he wants to spoil what happens in the TNT Championship Tournament. Spoiler: Sammy Guevara beats the shit out of Darby Allin. By example, he grabs Suge’s wrists and delivers some You’re Going to Get Your Fucking Head Kicked In Stomps until DARBY ALLIN MAKES THE SAVE!


Chuck with a Half Crab, but Kip makes it to the rope, Driving Forearm for a 2 count, Chuck with a Crash Landing on the apron, back in the ring & gets a 2 count, second rope Moonsault, but Kip evades it & hits a Missile Dropkick for a 2 count, Snapmare rolls though into a Penalty Kick for a 2 count, Kip sets Chuck up top, but he blocks the Avalanche Half & Half, Moonsault then hits a Samoan Driver for a near fall, Awful Waffle blocked, Kip charges, but Chuck catches him with a Pop-Up Rydeen Bomb, Double Stomp avoided, Kip with a Knee/Lariat combo then hits The Time Turner, but only gets a near fall, Springboard, but Chuck blocks & hits Sole Food, Penelope up on the apron & takes her jacket off to distract Chuck, Kip decks Chuck & makes out with Penelope, Orange pulls off Ford, Jimmy Havoc jumps out of the crowd & plants Orange with a Go Home Driver, ref is distracted as Penelope takes Chuck down with a Diving Hurricanrana then Kip rolls up Chuck for the win



Law with a waistlock into a pin for a near fall & Spears is hot now, he nearly takes Law’s head off with a Lariat, then finishes him with The C-4 for the win


AEW World Championship

Mox looks for a Fujiwara, Hager fights out, Mox switches to a Juji-Gatame, but Hager fights out with a right hand, Mox goes after the leg, but Hager blocks it, Mox lights up Hager with chops then grabs a Kimura, he switches to a STF, but Hager fights out and drives a knee into Mox’s ribs, they trade strikes then Mox dumps Hager to the floor, Slingshot Plancha then locks in a Juji-Gatame on the floor, Hager fights out, Hager sends Mox into the barricades, Mox digs into the eyes then sends Hager into the empty crowd, Mox tries a Gotch Piledriver, but Hager Backdrops him to the concrete, straight kick over a hand rail, Mox throws some chairs at Hager, barrage of knees then locks a Figure 4 around a handrail, Hager hammers at the legs to break the hold, Mox lights him up, Hager sends Mox into the barricade then Snake Eyes on the barricade and chokes Mox, then back to ringside and sends Mox into the steps, back in the ring, Hager Bomb, but Mox avoids it, Hager lands on his feet, but Mox with a Regal Knee, Hager with a barrage of knees, Doctor Bomb connects, but only gets a near fall, Hager with a trifecta of Lariats in the corner, he goes for a big one, Mox ducks & hits a Lariat of his own, Gotch blocked, Hager with an Ankle Lock, Mox counters into a Small Package for a near fall, Hager off the top, but Mox hits the DDT, Hager grabs him in the Kata-Gatame, but Mox makes it to the rope, Hager grabs a chair & drives the point of it into Mox’s ribs, back in the ring, he wedges the chair into the corner, he goes to Lawndart Mox, but he blocks, Mox charges, but Hager avoids it & Mox hits the chair, Hager into a cover, but only gets a near all, Hager with a chair shot to the ankle, then grabs the Ankle Lock, Mox tells Hager to break his fucking ankle, he won’t tap, Mox throws him off and grabs a Front Guillotine Choke, but Hager powers back to his feet to break it, they trade Forearms, Hager with a Running Knee to the nuts, Mox throws the chair into Hager’s face ala Sabu then hits The Paradigm Shift on the chair to retain


Moxley gets in the camera and says this title belongs to the fans and nobody’s taking it away from him. AEW’s the hottest promotion in the world and he is on top. He says if anyone wants to fight in a parking lot he’ll meet them behind waffle house, he doesn’t care if there’s fans, no fans or 50,000 fans he’ll fight anytime anywhere then says he needs a drink