Lucha Underground Results – 7/25/18

 

 

 

 

 

Lucha Underground S04E07
Los Angeles, California
El Rey Network
Commentary Team: Matt Striker and Vampiro

Episode 7: The Gift that Keeps on Giving

Vamp thanks Metalachi for tuning up the band and doing it then he & Striker run down the card for tonight & say the docs were able to save Famous B’s leg to avoid amputation

SAMMY GUEVARA VS JAKE STRONG:

Jake with a pair of German Suplexes, Strong Bomb, Guevara ducks a Lariat then takes Jake to the floor with a Crossbody, Ankle Lock on a Ladder, but Sammy kicks him off and climbs up the ladder, MOONSAULT OFF THE BALCONY! then a trifecta of Superkicks on the floor, back in the ring, Springboard, but Jake catches him in the Ankle Lock now called the Strong Lock & Guevara taps

WINNER: JAKE STRONG

Jake keeps the hold on & snaps the ankle after the match then takes Sammy’s shirt for his collection

Antonio says that when he took over LU he carefully evaluated every contract of his roster & when he saw Vinnie’s his first thought was fire that poor excuse for a man, he’s dead weight. But he didn’t because if his son Dario kept Vinnie around maybe he knew there was true talent underneath that filthy track suit. After seeing his performance in Aztec Warfare Antonio has no choice but to order Vinnie… a pizza. We get typical Italian style music as a pizza delivery guy makes his way to the ring.

Antonio says he’s so glad Vinnie’s enjoying it. Vinne says it’s pineapple. Antonio continues, because he’s also ordering a Sacrifice to the Gods.

VINNIE MASSARO VS MATANZA CUETO:

Matanza beats up the pizza guy, Vinnie slaps Matanza in the face, Forearm shots, Rolling Elbow, he tries another, Matanza with a Headbutt then Wrath of the Gods right on the pizza for the win

WINNER: MATANZA CUETO

Pizza guy steals the money out of Vinnie’s pocket, he offers it to Matanza, but Matanza with a Chokeslam

Lights go red then both Vinnie & the pizza guy disappear as the lights come on. Matanza has made a double sacrifice

Antonio feels like doing things a little differently tonight. So they’re not having a 6 way match for the Gift of the Gods, they’re having a 3 way. So which 3 of them will be competing for the title? Well first we’re going to have a little trios match & the winning team will go on to the 3 way for the beautiful & powerful Gift of the Gods. Ivelisse & Havoc have had success as Trios before & Antonio will let them pick their partner they pick Havoc’s current partner The Mack

IVELISSE, SON OF HAVOC & THE MACK VS DEZMOND X, EL DRAGON AZTECA JR & KING CUERNO:

Killshot watches from the top of the steps, Mack with a Samoan Drop/Standing Moonsault on Cuerno for a 2 count, Havoc with a Springboard Crossbody for a 2 count, Ivelisse with La Christo on Dragon, but Cuerno breaks it up, Dragon with a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for a 2 count, Havoc goes for the Shooting Star, but Cuerno evades & hits The Thrill of the Hunt for the win

WINNERS: KING CUERNO, DEZMOND X & EL DRAGON AZTECA JR

Mil Muertes runs out and attacks Mack with a Powerbomb on the apron, then he goes after Havoc, Killshot tries to make the save, but Mil wipes them all out

Gift of the Gods
DEZMOND X VS EL DRAGON AZTECA JR VS KING CUERNO:

Cuerno with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker on Dragon, but X makes the save, Cuerno with an Avalanche Hurricanrana on X, but X turns it into a pin on Dragon, Cuerno breaks the cover, Dropkick on Dragon for a 2 count, X with a Dropkick to the back of Cuerno’s head for a 2 count, Dragon with a Dropkick on X for a 2 count, Cuerno with a Standing Splash on Dragon for a 2 count, Dragon with a Yoshi Tonic on Cuerno, but X makes the save, X with the Jocay-le for a near fall, X19 on Cuerno around the post, X with a Senton Atomico off the balcony onto Dragon & Cuerno, he sends Dragon back in the ring, Dragon evades The Final Flash, but X catches him with a Shotei on the top, Dragon with an Avalanche Victory Roll on X to win the Gift of the Gods

WINNER OF THE GIFT OF THE GODS: EL DRAGON AZTECA JR

After credits scene:

Marty the Moth is laying on the floor as Mariposa comes in & dumps water on him. She laughs as he says he was having the best dreams, Melissa was in them & he was making her a beautiful necklace out of Pentagon’s teeth. Mariposa asks Moth if he knows why she did what she did at Ultima Lucha Tres? He says because he hurt her and she hurt him? Mariposa says no because he needs focus. He’s wasted his life dreaming of all the wrong things: Melissa Santos, this new strange dream of taking Pentagon’s teeth. Moth says he will take Pentagon’s teeth, he’ll rip every molar from his skull for what he did to Marty’s arm. Mariposa says it’s not his teeth Marty wants to take, it’s the title. She tells Marty that she may wear the mask of the mariposa, but it’s Marty that’s destined for greatness. So stop laying around, feeling sorry for himself & focus on what truly matters. Marty says bringing the LU Championship to The Moth tribe. Mariposa says exactly. Marty follows with Joker-style laughter as the show ends