Impact Wrestling & NGW The UnCivil War Results – 8/19/18

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Impact Wrestling & NGW The Uncivil War – 8/19/18
Knoxville Convention Center
Knoxville, Tennessee
Commentary Team: Josh Mathews and Sonjay Dutt

RICH SWANN & MATT SYDAL VS MENACE & AR FOX W/THE SKULK & AYLA FOX:

Menace with an Omoplata Abdominal Stretch on Swann, but Swann fights out, Russian Legsweep for a 2 count, Basement Dropkick for a 2 count, Fox with a Standing Frog Splash for a 2 count, Sydal with a STF, but Fox goes to the rope, Menace with a Flapjack on Swann for a 2 count, Split-Legged Moonsault, but Sydal makes the save, The Skulk gets in Sydal’s face, Swann with a Moonsault onto The Skulk & Fox wipes out Swann with The Kickflip Dive, Menace with a Final Cut on Swann for a near fall, 2K1 Bomb blocked, Sydal with a Lightning Spiral on Fox (Sonjay called it Ghana-Ria and no that’s not a typo because it’s not what you might think, Jimmy Rave called it that when he was with The Embassy & billed from Ghana West Africa), Sydal pushes Menace to the floor then has words with Swann, but Fox hits Lo Mein Pain on Swann for the win

WINNERS: AR FOX & MENACE

MYRON REED VS TREVOR LEE:

Lee with a Back Suplex into a Backbreaker for a 2 count, Reed with a Backslide for a 2 count, he sends Trevor to the floor then follows with a Tope con Hilo, back in the ring with Springboard Seated Senton, Standing Shooting Star Press for a near fall, up top, but Trevor gets a s far away as he can, Deadlift Release German Suplex but Myron lands on his feet and delivers a Superkick, Caveman Punch, Myron answers back with an Enzugiri, Lee with a Lariat for a near fall, Orange Crush countered into a Stunner, Monkey Flip Pop-Up into a Kentucky Destroyer for a near fall, up top for the 450, but Trevor evades and Reeds lands on his feet, he goes to the floor, Reed with a Plancha, Trevor tries it 2 more times and Reed hits 2 more Planchas, back in, Springboard, but Lee counters into a Sit-Out Powerbomb for a near fall, Leaping Mushroom Stomp and grabs a handful of tights when going for the cover and gets the win

WINNER: TREVOR LEE

NICHOLE PAIN VS SU YUNG:

Pain with a barrage of Forearms then a Running Meteora and stacks up Su (Josh said Pain was mounting Su. Really Josh? You couldn’t think of a better choice of words? That makes it sound like Pain was well you know) for a 2 count, Su throws Pain into the apron then back in for a 2 count, Pain with a Sunset Flip for a 2 count, Su with a Half-Nelson Lotus Lock and twist the other arm while biting the hand, cover for a 2 count, Pain is tied to the Tree of Woe, Su with Kawada Kicks to the back, Elevated Inverted Neckbreaker for a 2 count, they battle up top, but Pain sends Su to the mat & hits a Stardust Press for a near fall, Su with a Spider Crawl into the turnbuckle for a near fall, Pain with a Tiger Driver for a near fall, Su with barrage of Shoteis then a Elevated Pedigree for a near fall, Panic Switch blocked, Pain with a Death Valley Bomb then finishes it with a Buzzsaw Kick for the win

WINNER: NICHOLE PAIN

Drake is looking for a mic, they finally give him one: “You can’t tell me that I walked into this place & someone didn’t have a mic ready for me. Let me talk to ya. You know what.” The fans say what. “Quiet down dummies I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to me. I can’t wait to quit wrestling, I hate this crap. You know what I hate about wrestling?” fans say what several times, “I hate cute crap, I hate lollipops.” during this Joey oils up “What the hell’s the matter with you? That’s what I’m talking about because you guys, YEAH, like cute crap like that. You know what that makes it? Dummy YEAH, Dummy YEAH, Dummy YEAH. When I say dummy you say YEAH. Dummy” fans respond YEAH “I’m not talking to you I’m talking to me. Dummy YEAH! But I’ll tell you what I’m going to give in tonight. I’m going to be cute myself because if there’s one guy who understands if there’s one guy that has a tingle in his loins to understand The Dong Style of his own it’s E LI DRAKE. So I’ll tell you what here’s what I’m going to do I’m going to talk to the King of Dong Style.” He looks at Joey “I’m not going to talk to you I’m going to talk to the dong itself. I want to know right now if you’re just a little bit stage frightened as you look across the ring at a guy like E LI DRAKE” he puts the mic up to Joey’s crotch “That’s about what I thought that you suffer from shrinkage. I’ve got one more question for you. Are going to be able to rise to the occasion right now sir?” again puts the mic to Joey’s crotch “I think what he says is he doesn’t have enough tingle in his loins to walk the walk with E LI DRAKE”

Joey takes the mic out of Drakes hands “I think that’s a misinterpretation of what he’s saying right here, right now in front of all these people is for you to touch my dick”

and with that the ref calls for the bell

JOEY RYAN VS ELI DRAKE:

Drake with a Swinging Neckbreaker for a 2 count, Ryan with a Spinebuster for a 2 count, Drake counters That 70’s Kick into a Powerbomb, Eli forces Joey to touch his dick but then Ryan makes Eli touch his and delivers The YouPorn Plex for a 2 count, Joey pulls out lollipop from his trunks & tries to put it in Eli’s mouth but Drake blocks & instead puts it in the ref’s mouth, Joey is distracted by this & Drake finishes Joey with The Gravy Train for the win

WINNER: ELI DRAKE

THE WAR KINGS VS THE LYNCH MOB:

(You may remember War Kings for their brief run in Impact as The Veterans of War)

Jax (a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion in his own right) with a Double Samoan Drop on both of the Lynch brothers, Joey with a DDT/Complete Shot combo as the War Kings roll to the floor, Matt with a Tope Suicida, Joey with a Moonsault to the floor, Lynches with a Double Pop-Up Punch then a Double Big Boot, Jax shoves them off, Kings with a pair of Lariats on Matt, but Joey makes the save, Joey with a Finlay Roll on Jax, Matt with a Frog Splash, Joey with the Moonsault, but Jax is right back up, Flapjack/Ace Crusher on Joey, but Matt with a rollup on Crimson gets the win

WINNERS: THE LYNCH MOB

EDDIE EDWARDS VS LENNY STRATTON:

Lenny with a Snap Suplex on the entrance ramp, Eddie tries to asphyxiate Lenny with his shirt, Lenny with a Forearm & Eddie wants more, Lenny gives it to him, Eddie with a Chop, Lenny sends Eddie to the floor & follows with a Tope Suicida, back in the ring with a Slingshot Spear for a near fall, Eddie with The Chin Checker for a near fall, Eddie goes for the cane, the ref’s warning him, ref takes it away, Lenny with an Ace Crusher for a near fall, Eddie avoids the Moonsault, the throws a shoe in the ring to distract the ref, he’s got the cane, Lenny ducks & grabs Eddie in a rollup for the win

WINNER: LENNY STRATTON

HOODRICH VS MOOSE:

Hoodrich with a Dropkick for a 2 count, Superkick, Moose with Kobashi-Style Machinegun Chops, Pop-Up Powerbomb then a Standing Senton for a 2 count, Game Breaker countered with a Superkick, Hoodrich counters a Powerslam into a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT, Jumping Crescent Kick for a 2 count, Hoodrich with a Superkick, he mocks Moose and charges, Moose with a Headbutt, Hit-Stick, but Hoodrich’s rep pulls the ref out, Hoodrich with a Dropkcik, Ace Crusher, Spear, up to the second rope with a Diving Elbow Drop for a 2 count, Hoodrich grabs a chair, ref takes it away, the ref tosses the briefcase, Hoodrich with the Halliburton to the head of Moose, cover but only a near fall, Hoodrich sends Moose into the ref & hits a Superkick, rep slides in a chair, Hoodrich tosses the chair to Moose and falls down, he’s going to Eddie Guerrero him & Moose knows it so he puts the chair around his own neck and falls down, as the ref is coming around, the rep is on the apron, ref sees rep on the apron & Moose with a char around his neck & dq’s Hoodrich

WINNER: MOOSE

Callihan throws a chair in the ring during his entrance then takes the mic: “Cut the music! The fact that I’ve got to be in Tennessee today really grinds my gears. Such a garbage state filled with garbage people, but Impact & NGW knows they need Sami Callihan to draw the house because he is The Draw. Shut up! Shut up! Shut Up! Shut up and let me talk! Since I make Impact a lot of money they pretty much let me do whatever the hell I want so I say we do this one oVe rules where EVERYTHING! is legal. I’m ready to get out of this trash state & get back to Ohio so get Matt Cross’ ass out here right now!

oVe Rules
SAMI CALLIHAN VS MATT CROSS:

Cross with a Tope Suicida, and a second one, Sami traps Cross in the ring skirt & kicks him in the face, chair to the ribs then sends Matt into the guardrail, he charges, but Cross delivers a Pump Kick then The Flagpole press, back in the ring, Double Stomp, Standing Moonsault for a 2 count, Sami gouges the eyes & hits a Piledriver on the apron, chair driven into the back then the ribs of Cross, as the fans start a where’s your hair chant, Sami with a Snap Suplex for a 2 count, Suplex, but Cross counters into a Small Package for a 2 count, Cross with a Springboard Crossbody for a 2 count, Cartwheel, but Sami catches him with a Back Suplex Backbreaker for a near fall, Sami takes off his wristguard, Cross with a Wheelbarrow into a Double Stomp, but Sami gets his foot on the rope, Sami with a Folding Powerbomb for a near fall, Half Crab into a Crossface, now into the Rings of Saturn, but Cross makes it to the rope, Figure 4 countered into a Small Package for a near fall, Cross with a Springback Ace Crusher for a near fall, he looks to go up top, Shooting Star Press, but Sami evades, Cross lands on his feet, he charges, but Sami pulls the ref in front of him then kicks Cross in the nuts and finishes Cross with The Stump-Puller Piledriver for the win

WINNER: SAMI CALLIHAN

Sami punches out the ref and grabs a chair, Moose comes down to confront Sami & breaks Callihan in half with The Hit-Stick then drags Sami to the corner for Cross, Matt up top & hits a Shooting Star Press

Moose raises Cross’ hand as the show ends